I hate it when my boob itches. →
Especially when your in public, you just want to lift up your shirt and scratch it.
gretchens-weiner: next year will be better than this year just like i said last year
Love like you'll never get hurt
saw this on a sign today… really like it
When you grow up you start to appreciate the...
thelazy: LIKE NAP TIME, 90’S CARTOONS, AND BASIC MATH.
Smiling at a text.
Don’t you love it when someone makes you smile through text? Yeah, me too. When someone sends a sweet text and you smile like an idiot and someone catches you smiling.
How to convince your parents you are retarded →
funniest10k: liar* Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard just annoyed that i do half this stuff…. am i retarded?
Reblog if your husbands has forgotten to send you...
This is what all rapists deserve.
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That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and...
FEATURED AT EPIC HUMOR. FOLLOW NOW! all the time… like 2 seconds after i’ve put the fucking stuff on… and i’m too late to reapply