December 2011
I hate it when my boob itches. →
Especially when your in public, you just want to lift up your shirt and scratch it.
gretchens-weiner:
next year will be better than this year just like i said last year
Love like you'll never get hurt
saw this on a sign today… really like it
When you grow up you start to appreciate the...
thelazy:
LIKE NAP TIME,
90’S CARTOONS,
AND BASIC MATH.
Smiling at a text.
Don’t you love it when someone makes you smile through text? Yeah, me too. When someone sends a sweet text and you smile like an idiot and someone catches you smiling.
How to convince your parents you are retarded →
funniest10k:
liar*
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just annoyed that i do half this stuff…. am i retarded?
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hell0-radi0:
This is what all rapists deserve.
theannoyingskwid:
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That awkward moment when you rub your eyes and...
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all the time… like 2 seconds after i’ve put the fucking stuff on… and i’m too late to reapply
